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For Your Eyes Only (Spies, 2007) - op voorraad
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From: Central Intelligence Agency
To: Algemene Inlichtingen- en Veiligheidsdienst
Subject: Dubious OpenMinded activities
Attachment: Prev #1-6
Document code: 83200730939 [version 2]
Security Level: For your eyes only
Listen very carefully, I will say this only once:
According to top-secret observations of recent OpenMinded activities, this obscure collective of hightly obsessive fangirls is plotting to overthrow family values and common sense by releasing a bizarre collection of comics.
Although the subject of these comics is not yet entirely clear to us, we’ve managed to track down some possible content:
- Agent 101 and the Threat of the Xeno Assassins: this highly irregular piece seems to have been subjected to some very sick minds who deem wedgies to be a very important part of life. Apart from that, they are mocking our very own top agent and the high standards of secret service that we stand for.
- Several highly confidentional psychological analyses of our best agents, written by our trusted team psychiatrist C. H. Arlie, have been illegaly printed by OpenMinded. We fear for the effects on the public and global warming.
- Four dogs playing poker: the game's up, the bets are high, and the whiskey flows freely. With this 'friendly game' one agent might be in over his head.
- Our female agents have been enthralled by the sight of an apparently very special bag worth killing for. Said bag has been confiscated by a mysterious young lady. C. Lover has claimed that she would never do such a thing in such a dubious place.
- We’ve been notified of certain disturbances in the popular video game Tomb Raider. Up until now, we haven’t been able to confirm anything regarding the nature and origin of these aberrations, but it appears that the game’s protagonist, Miss Lara Croft, is behaving out of character lately.
- All your Speedos are belong to us: The three slave boys of OpenMinded have been seriously abused by their masters to star in a very wrong tale containing tight underpants, ozon holes and questionable architecture. Our dear agent, A. Powers, has had some serious objections against the outrageous portrayal of his character.
We strongly urge you to take precautious measures before investigating these enclosed documents. In the mean time we have set out two skilled agents to sabotage the distribution of this dangerous material.
Yours truly,
CIA Foreign Affairs
THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF-DESTRUCT! (in due time)
